Clippers vs Mulleto- 4Chapter 4: The ToasterClippers vs Mulleto- 4
One night, Clippers and Mulleto had both been out, one doing evil, the other good, and altogether, both idiot things. They had both coincidentally packed a meal of spicy food, saving it for later and letting it sit in convenient – and matching – fanny packs. Letting the food sit was not a good idea, but again, they were both idiots. Though arriving in the bathroom a minute apart, the two emerged together. It was an awkward walk to the sinks, and as both of them washed their hands, they also had an awkward conversation. “So, uh&#
Clippers vs Mulleto- 3Chapter 3: The QuestionClippers vs Mulleto- 3
It was now dark, and Clippers had a very bruised and sore backside. Apparently while standing on the edge of the back of a park bench, it is unwise to stamp a foot in anger, let alone lift one. Clippers had not known this – or refused to accept it (as it had happened twelve times before, on the same bench) – and had fallen backward. While rubbing her buttocks painfully, Clippers ran foreword in a sort of skipping motion, searching for her target.
Fourteen blocks east of Clippers, Mulleto stalked her prey: an elderly man in a toupee.
Clippers vs Mulleto-2Chapter 2: The Hero (and idiot # 2)Clippers vs Mulleto-2
Declaring an arch nemesis is either very hard, or very easy, and for Anita Penguin, it was the latter. Before she was discovered as an actress, Anita helped out in her parent’s small hair salon called “The Shear”. But on one faithful night, thirteen-year-old Anita was taking out the trash in the street-light lit alleyway behind “The Shear”. Just as she had finished tossing a large bag (packed mostly with Sally Sue’s hair – because there had been a mix up and her mother had accidentally put both a perm solution and a volu
Clippers vs Mulleto-1Chapter 1: The TransformationClippers vs Mulleto-1
Years and years ago, a villain rose to power. An actress in the beginning, she faced “villains” on the screen and played on the team looked to as the “hero’s”. But it seemed that for Christina Stewtoe, sweet and nice had lost their flavor, and she craved something a little more sinful. But without the brains for anything other than acting, Christina was faced with a dilemma: if she became evil, she’d lose her career as an actress, but if she stayed good, well…where was the fun in that? Finally, she (as a mild idiot)
Hellz yeah!!!
Thrilled
If you have been texting me or calling me &
i haven't been answering..i swear its not because i hate you!
I lost my phone after coming back
from the happiest place on earth lol.
& i just now got a new phone!
so..i was wondering if you could give me your cell phone number?
oh & just to let you know..my number is the same as my last phone.
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Never say Goodbye. Because Goodbye means Going Away, & Going Away means Forgetting.
-Peter Pan
Dude, I just got back from Cabo! I got you this cool sea glass sculpture. Can you text me your address...I did have a couple years of softball, but I don't think I can throw that far yet...
So, besides having to read my bad humor skills, how've you been?
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Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack..... Ahhh he's eating them!!! Now he's throwing them at me.... Call 911!!!
Dude i went on a cruise & we landed in cabo & as usual i didnt put any sunscreen on cause well im half el salvadorian & i usually never get burned & what happens? i got the worst sunbur EVER! it was unbearable! i hope oyu wore sunscreen!
but oh man! sounds amazing & beautiful!
sure i'll text you it..i mean once i get your text for your number lol
cause you know there are creepers on here hahaa.
NICEEE i bet you that you have hidden unimaginable skill at softball lol.
your humor rules!! but ive been great!!
though ive been obsessing about peter pan & classic disney after i came back home from my trip..i just cant help it! its always in my head.. & i feel all nerdy & self conscious about it hahaa.
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Never say Goodbye. Because Goodbye means Going Away, & Going Away means Forgetting.
-Peter Pan
Also, I can't belive summer has gone this fast! School starts in nine. Days!!!!!!
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Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack..... Ahhh he's eating them!!! Now he's throwing them at me.... Call 911!!!
he is the bomb and so is Harry Potter! hahaa.
well that's good that you did, cause sunburns suck...
oohhh a bad experience in sand Diego? uh oh lol.
i know!! actually school has already started for me...its so sad..i miss summer already.
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Never say Goodbye. Because Goodbye means Going Away, & Going Away means Forgetting.
-Peter Pan
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